Look, I said it’s over. Let’s just draw a line under it and move on. Crazy bitch, why doesn’t she get that I’m not interested? Not to worry. I’ll get it taken care of. Look, I’ve found myself in a spot of bother. Can you help me clear it up?
Oh, this is going to be a fun one – I can see some of you squirming in your seats already! And that’s the thing, isn’t it? Cousin marriages are a bit icky, a thing to be mocked or pitied, in Western culture at least.
Another day, another embarrassment for Theresa May’s government. If there are any more resignations, the Cabinet is going to be a very lonely place. This time, it was the turn of Priti Patel to hand in her notice. I wonder who’s next – it’s rather exciting!
A friend of mine just set out for a day’s shopping, but returned unexpectedly soon after having gotten splashed by a vehicle driving through a puddle. This has happened to me, and in similar circumstances. My friend saw the vehicle coming, and noticed how the driver sped up and swerved into the puddle.
Some interesting conversations have begun since the spreadsheet of 40 Tory “sex pests” was leaked on the internet. This has happened in a wider climate of weeding out harassers and misogynists, so it’s quite easy to get caught up in the flow.